As a viewer who actually enjoys watching basketball — and especially playoff basketball — I get miffed when social media brands with influence post like this:

Biggest lead each game this series:

Game 1: Heat by 20
Game 2: Celtics by 34
Game 3: Heat by 26
Game 4: Celtics by 32
Game 5: Celtics by 23

This series sucks. pic.twitter.com/Ul80OhALE3

— StatMuse (@statmuse) May 26, 2022

I recognize that StatMuse isn't a traditional news outlet and that its primary purpose is to, well, let's call it "generate discussion." However, to say "this series sucks" is beyond simplistic and standoffish — I would even argue it's untrue.

The Eastern Conference Finals' games have not been particularly close on the scoreboard. It might be an acquired taste for NBA fans who want to see a spectacle at the end of a game instead of during the middle quarters. But the Boston Celtics and Miami Heat have absolutely slugged it out in a 3-2 battle in the trenches. It's created one of the more bizarre series we've seen, fully loaded with lockdown defense and herky-jerky offense.

The numbers this series is spitting out are also, quite frankly, unreal. I'd like to round some up for you to give you an impression of the bizarre, trippy, straight-up mystifying nature of these past five games.

Let's start with last night, courtesy of the Miami Herald's David Wilson:

The Heat missed 38 three-pointers tonight, the second most in a single playoff game in NBA history.

— David Wilson (@DBWilson2) May 26, 2022

The Heat, almost literally, could not buy a perimeter bucket on Wednesday. They shot 7-of-45 from beyond the arc. That 15.6% clip is the fourth-worst of this postseason, but none of the three ahead surpassed 40 attempts in the game. In fact, only twice in the regular season (Dallas on March 9 and Boston on Dec. 29) did a team shoot worse on over 40 attempts.

Doubly-in fact, only two other postseason games have ever seen a team shoot under 20% on at least 40 three-point attempts: 

• May 28, 2018: The Houston Rockets went 7-for-44 (15.9%) in one of the most infamous Game 7 meltdowns in playoff history, losing 101-92 to the Golden State Warriors in the Western Conference Finals.
• Aug, 29, 2020: The Oklahoma City Thunder shot 7-for-46 (15.2%) and lost Game 5 to the Rockets in the first round.

It was a rough night, led by the backcourt of Kyle Lowry and Max Strus.

Kyle Lowry and Max Strus went a combined 0-15 in Game 5.

According to @EliasSports, that's the worst 0-fer for a starting backcourt in playoff game since starters were officially tracked in 1970-71. pic.twitter.com/PiGKhQQAA3

— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) May 26, 2022

So, this is just an ugly series where the Heat are missing shots, right?

Wrong!

Both the Celtics and Heat have fortified the perimeter. Miami is attempting 12.8 "wide open" perimeter shots per game, categorized as an attempt when the closest defender is at least 6 feet from the shooter. It's even lower for Boston at just 10.4 attempts per game. Both teams are actually shooting fairly well when they find these looks, with the Celtics hitting at a 40.4% clip and the Heat at 37.5%. They just have scarcely found these chances.

The table below compares how made wide-open shots both teams found at different segments of the season, plus the percentage of their total three-point attempts that were wide open (scroll right for full table):

Look at that drop-off for Boston! After the Brooklyn Nets and Milwaukee Bucks effectively dared the Celtics' complementary players to knock down threes, the Heat haven't given them breathing room. Meanwhile, Boston has only made life more difficult for a Miami offense that already struggled to create open looks. It's like watching two snakes try to squeeze the life out of each other.

Circling back to Wednesday night, only 14 of Miami's 45 three-ball attempts were categorized as wide open. The Heat actually went 5-for-14 for a half-decent 35.7% clip on those shots... which means they were 2-for-31 (6.5%) on shots with some level of contest. I just shivered.

Let's stay with Game 5:

Half-court offense at the 6:22 mark, per @cleantheglass

Miami: 58.8 ORTG

Boston: 50.0

— Nekias (Nuh-KY-us) Duncan (@NekiasNBA) May 26, 2022

When Nekias tweeted this, Jayson Tatum had just fouled Jimmy Butler and the Heat led 27-22. That already is brutal, and these half-court Offensive Ratings are just over half of the 95.8 league average of the playoffs. 

Boston figured something out as the game went on and finished Game 5 averaging 92.5 points per 100 half-court possessions. Miami's half-court ORTG: 58.8!?! You don't need me to tell you that's easily the worst rating of the postseason, with the Heat's Game 4 (65.7) not far behind. Miami's half-court offense is in a... state.

But let's not turn on the Heat too much (is that a pun and a double meaning in one sentence?). Miami racked up 19 steals in Game 3, the most by any team in a playoff game since the Bucks swiped 20 in 2015 and the second-most since 2004-05. According to Cleaning the Glass, Boston's 25.5% turnover rate in that contest is the most from the franchise in any game — regular season or playoffs — since 2014.

The Heat have three players with a steal rate above 2.0% this postseason, per Cleaning the Glass: Victor Oladipo (2.7%), Butler (2.4%) and Caleb Martin (2.1%). Oladipo and Butler are both averaging 1.8 steals per game in the conference finals, while Lowry (1.3) and PJ Tucker (1.2) aren't far behind. And while Gabe Vincent hasn't gotten the steals to match, his 3.2 deflections per game tie the second-best average in the series behind only Butler. 

Miami relies on swarms of event creation to generate turnovers and support its sporadic offense. Boston wants to wear the Heat down in the half-court and take their confidence away.

Embrace the defensive warfare!

It may not look like your typical playoff thriller, but as the series record shows, an NBA Finals berth is still very much in play for both franchises.

THE OUTLIERS (a.k.a. other random interesting numbers I found in the void):

• While I was reseraching the wide-open threes, I checked the other two conference finalists as well. The Warriors are in line with the Celtics and Heat, limited to just 11.0 attempts per game against the Mavericks. But Dallas... man. They're free to fire away, to the tune of a whopping 25.3 wide-open triples per game. You have to wonder what happens as they keep falling.
• Staying on the subject of playoff shooting, here's a noteworthy graphic from SIS Hoops:

These conference finals have been defined by variance. Large swings in either direction have led to massive leads from each team in both series. How much of this can be attributed to the rise in three point attempts, as illustrated here? pic.twitter.com/WCfQcar0HR

— SIS Hoops (@SIS_Hoops) May 25, 2022

• That's exactly right, Slam Studios! Margin of victory doesn't define the playoffs.

Reminder that everyone’s most beloved playoff series was a snooze fest until Game 7:

Game 1 – GSW by 15
Game 2 – GSW by 33
Game 3 – CLE by 30
Game 4 – GSW by 11
Game 5 – CLE by 15
Game 6 – CLE by 14
Game 7 – CLE by 4

Are NBA fans doing some revisionist history? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/MByPIqUuyL

— Slam Studios (@slamstudios) May 25, 2022

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